More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Water is translucent, but not invisible. But a glass half full is half translucent, half invisible, and you cannot drink what you cannot see, which may be why I am so thirsty for her love."
"I want to sprint into her open arms, but I run as fast as two shoes tied together and thrown over a telephone wire. I’m like Roger Bannister, now that he’s in a wheelchair."
"She said she'd love me forever. That was two days ago, so I should probably ask her again if she still feels the same way."
"I love how babies look like old people. I saw a baby the other day that looked exactly like my grandpa, only taller."
"When I was young, I was 13 going on 31. Then when I was 30 going on 31, I was 30 going on 29. Now I’m in love and I’ve lost all sense of time—and all the rest of my sense."