More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The going rate for love is going away. And the more you go away, the more expensive it gets."
"When people ask me how I slept, I tell them I don’t know—I’ll have to ask The Professor, and read his notes on my performance."
"A white wedding dress, once worn, is like the ghost of a moment, trapping feelings of forever into fabric that’s never to be tried on again."
"I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me."
"I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are."