More quotes by Andy Weir, The Martian

"If ruining the only religious icon I have leaves me vulnerable to Martian vampires, I'll have to risk it."
"Log Entry: SOL 118My conversation with NASA about the Water Reclaimer was boring and riddled with technical details. So I'll paraphrase for you:Me: "This is obviously a clog. How about I take it apart and check the internal tubing?"NASA: (After about 5 hours of deliberation) "No. You'll fuck it up and die."So I took it apart."
"WATNEY: Look! A pair of boobs! -> (.Y.)."
"Log Entry: SOL 118My conversation with NASA about the Water Reclaimer was boring and riddled with technical details. So I'll paraphrase for you:Me: "This is obviously a clog. How about I take it apart and check the internal tubing?"NASA: (After about 5 hours of deliberation) "No. You'll fuck it up and die."So I took it apart."
"I'm calling it the Watney Triangle because after what I've been through, shit on Mars should be named after me."