More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."
"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"
"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."
"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."
"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"