More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."
"Styx Haiku Boatman refusesto paddle me down the Styx.'No carry-on baggage."
"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 2 ~ Shit If you're going to run for public office,you must first scrape the shit off your shoe,or the stink will follow you."
"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."
"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."