More quotes by Beryl Dov

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."
"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."
"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."
"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."
"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."