Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear... - Beryl Dov

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."

"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."