Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear... - Beryl Dov

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"Wheels of Change Discontentment is the wheels of change.You can either add some grease to bring about change faster,or run in front of them in protest,and be crushed by them."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."