Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear... - Beryl Dov

"Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring you out will you wring me back?"

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Learn from Children [10w] Children picture God as a smiley sun emanating love light."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."