More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."
"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."
"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."
"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"
"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."