Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,... - Beryl Dov

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"Too Beautiful for Words [10w] + [10w] When nature presents us with miracles too beautiful for words,it is either a mountain, a beach, or a baby."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."