More quotes by Beryl Dov

"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."
"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."
"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."
"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."
"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."