More quotes by Beryl Dov

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."
"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."
"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."
"Overheard at Ashtanga Yoga Class *"I don't know my he left me. I even had a rabbit's food hanging from my dreamcatcher.""Maybe you should've used a little more suction and a few less amulets."
"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."