More quotes by Beryl Dov

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."
"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"
"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."
"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."
"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."