Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we r... - Beryl Dov

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."