More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"
"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."
"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."
"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."
"BFF, My Ass ~ It's a Jungle Out There! About one-third of all marriages are procured by sabotaging your best friend's happiness."