More quotes by Al Franken

"Mistakes are a part of being human. Precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from."
"If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor."
"WHAT DO WE WANT?! PATIENCE! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?! NOW!"
"There's plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it's a serious business."
"There is - I mean - I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor."