Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered... - Beryl Dov

"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."