More quotes by Beryl Dov

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."
"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."
"Broken Heart [10W] The broken heart becomes volcanic, forever rumbling anddispersing ash."
"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."
"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."