More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"
"That Jesus Kinda' Love [20w] What people do for the loveof their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,I wouldn't do for my fucking mother."
"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."
"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."
"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."