"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."
"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."
"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."
"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."
"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."
"Endless Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Put off summer's endAnd adulthood's vexingburdens shall suspend."