More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."
"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."
"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"
"Err 2 [10w] To err is human, to make it a habit, assinine."
"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."