More quotes by Beryl Dov

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."
"Memory Timeline of Divorce Divorce +1 year: "Just because we don't talk, it doesn't mean I can't stop thinking about you."Divorce +10 years: "The one good thing that came out of our marriage was our wonderful children."Divorce +20 year: "Who? Doesn't ring a bell."
"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."
"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."
"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."