More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."
"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."
"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."
"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."
"Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities."