More quotes by Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity

"Every man should believe in something.If not..he would doubt everything, even himself."
"Enough talk, now read!"
"Smartass Disciple: Master, where will you go after your soul leaves your body?Master of Stupidity: What makes you think a soul will go elsewhere physically?"
"Wisdom mitigates the risk of being honest."
"Sometimes, some lies that spoken with high confidencecould be more receptive than facts that spoken with doubt."