More quotes by William Goldman, The Princess Bride

"Cynics are simply thwarted romantics."
"When was the last time you read a book? The truth now. And picture books don't count-I mean something with print in it."
"Westley: This is true love — you think this happens every day?"
"Who says life is fair, where is that written?"
"Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something."