"By the way, if you get mad at your Mac laptop and wonder who designed this demonic device, notice the manufacturer's icon on top: an apple with a bite out of it."
"Like apes, we breed, sleep, and die. Yet like God we say, "I am."We are ontological oxymorons."
"The most total opposite of pleasure is not pain but boredom, for we are willing to risk pain to make a boring life interesting."
"Violence is spiritual junk food, and boredom is spiritual anorexia."
"It is just as crazy not to be crazy about Christ as it is to be crazy about anything else."
"We sinned for no reason but an incomprehensible lack of love, and He saved us for no reason but an incomprehensible excess of love."