#sarcasm

"At this time of year it's easy to forget the true meaning of Christianity - the lies, the corruption, the abuse."

"How long have you been with Raphael?”“You ask a lot of questions for a dead woman.”“What can I say? I prefer to die well-informed.”-Venom and Elena"

"It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'."

"Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs."

"Why aren’t red traffic lights heart-shaped? Probably because it’s not like rush hour can get any more romantic."

"They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit,"Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me."

"Katniss: 'What about you? Ive seen you in the market. You can lift hundred pound bags of flour'. I snap at himTell him that. Thats not nothing.Peeta: Yes and Im sure the arena will be full of bags of flour for me to chuck at people."

"You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.It's really funny."

"Are you always a smartass?'Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep."

"In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming."

"This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic."

"Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse."

"How 'bout a shot of truth in that denial cocktail."

"Comparing penis sizes is a much more nuanced and sophisticated way to determine who’s right than something as clunky and uncouth as a debate."

"I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely."

"I’m so sunburned I’m embarrassed, but you can’t tell I’m blushing because I’m sunburned. I’m so ashamed I could just lie on the beach and die."

"You did not just say that. I have a feeling we're on the verge of hugging and coming up with cute nicknames for each other."

"It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what."[I saw hate in a graveyard -- Stephen Fry, The Guardian, 5 June 2005]"

"Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt."

"Are you insinuatin' that my daughter is a liar?""Oh, no, not at all. I'm saying your daughter is a liar. Surely you can appreciate the difference."