More quotes by Beryl Dov

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."
"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."
"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."
"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."
"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."