Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just l... - Beryl Dov
"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."
"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."
"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."
"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."
"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."
"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."
"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."