Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just l... - Beryl Dov
"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."
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"Ringtones Haiku 'Oy! Dai, da-ye-nu,Dai, da-ye-nu, Dai, da-ye-nu...'"Answer your fucking phone!"
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"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."
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