More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"
"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."
"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."
"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."
"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 2 ~ Shit If you're going to run for public office,you must first scrape the shit off your shoe,or the stink will follow you."