More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."
"Dysfunctional Love We split up not because he or she didn't love us,but because they did love us in the only way they knew how."
"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."
"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."
"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."