Getting Even Bring a gun to a knife-fight,Bring a nuke to a... - Beryl Dov

"A-New-Year's-a-Comin' [10w] A new year is coming!Let's all make new mistakes!"

"Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring you out will you wring me back?"

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"