More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."
"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."
"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."
"Sunshine On My Shoulders When you're home's always filled with sunshine,you're either blessed or it's time to fix the roof."
"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."