More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."
"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."
"Love vs. the Three Headed Dragon In relationships, the corrosive venom of the three-headed dragon areindifference, fault-finding and 'take-each-other-for-grantedness'.Only these cantarnish the shining armor of amour."
"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."
"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."