More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"
"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."
"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."
"A Real Passionate Kiss Should Feel Like Dying [10w] Like ice melting into water coming to a rolling boil."
"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"