More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."
"Missed Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Adolescence spent upon a cross,regrettably is childhood's loss."
"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."
"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."
"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."