Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creepin... - Christopher Moore, The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror

"Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon, and sleigh bells, oozing eggnog, reeking of pine, and threatening festive doom like a cold sore under the mistletoe."

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