More quotes by Beryl Dov

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."
"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."
"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@­:::::"
"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."
"Death is Opening Night Everything's that happened yesterday is a rehearsal for everything that will happen..."