How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts mo... - Beryl Dov
"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."
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"Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring you out will you wring me back?"
"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."
"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."
"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."
"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."