More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."
"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."
"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."
"Great Poets [10w] Great poets can milk blood and tears from a stone."
"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."