More quotes by Beryl Dov

"What's in it for me?' A selfish person doesn't become compassionate as the result of some words of wisdom or epiphany. The selfish need selfish reasons to act unselfish."
"Immortality [10w] True immortality means you've created something that will outlive you."
"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."
"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."
"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"