More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."
"How to Treat Your Lover {Couplet} If you want to learn how your lover best to treat,Pretend each time is the last time you'll ever meet."
"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"
"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."
"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"