More quotes by Beryl Dov

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."
"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."
"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."
"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."
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