When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,se... - Beryl Dov

"Friendship vs. Love [10w] Friendship requires poise and patience;love demands pluck and perseverance."

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."