More quotes by Beryl Dov

"What's in it for me?' A selfish person doesn't become compassionate as the result of some words of wisdom or epiphany. The selfish need selfish reasons to act unselfish."
"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."
"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."
"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."
"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."