More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."
"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."
"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."
"Q & A The illness of our time is not that we lack for answers;man's tragedy is that we've forgotten the important questions."
"Reconstruction of Japan After World War II [10w] 'I am what I plan'became the motto of modern-Japan."