Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll reall... - Beryl Dov
"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."
More quotes by Beryl Dov
"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."
"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."
"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."
"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."
"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."