More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."
"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."
"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."
"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."
"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"