"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."
"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."
"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."
"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."
"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."
"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."