"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."
"Mercy vs. Revenge "May God have mercy on my unfaithful, back-stabbing, adulterous husband because I sure as hell won't."
"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."
"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."
"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."
"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."