Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll reall... - Beryl Dov
"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."
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"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"
"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."
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