More quotes by Beryl Dov

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."
"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."
"The Tigger Journals [10w] "Honestly, I'd rather be alone than with that unbearable Winnie-the-Pooh."
"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."
"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."