More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."
"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."
"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."
"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."
"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."