More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."
"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."
"Nature's Prayer [10w] + {Couplet} Trees gesticulate in morning prayer;wind circulates with cleansing air."
"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."
"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."