Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll reall... - Beryl Dov
"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."
More quotes by Beryl Dov
"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."
"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."
"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."
"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."
"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."