Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll reall... - Beryl Dov
"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."
More quotes by Beryl Dov
"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."
"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."
"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."
"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."
"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."