More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."
"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."
"Great Poets [10w] Great poets can milk blood and tears from a stone."
"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."
"Overheard at Ashtanga Yoga Class *"I don't know my he left me. I even had a rabbit's food hanging from my dreamcatcher.""Maybe you should've used a little more suction and a few less amulets."