More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Glow in the Dark "You've led me from stark nightwith a love that glows in the dark."
"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."
"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."
"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."
"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"