More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."
"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."
"Discrete vs. Discreet Moonlight falls upon my feet,beyond the sun's overwrought conceit.I'm painted pristine white, without the heat;reflection's cool reflection~ how discreet!"
"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."
"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."